That’s right, we’ve been in the lab and our scientists have discovered a way to fortify Teribus with Albertium bi-Cofrinate.  The new stronger strummier compound presented significantly less deformation under standard load and a substantial increase in operating range.  Our results have been so promising that we hope to move to human trials early in the third quarter of 2009.

But seriously,  we are very proud to announce the expansion of the Teribus lineup with the addition of Al Cofrin on pipes, strings, and Lagrange transformations.  Al is an amazing performer and musician and is an excellent complement to the established trio. We had such a good time performing with Al at the Houston Highland Games and the Texas Scottish Festival we just had to make it permanent!